Coffee, Vodka, Pride & Prejudice, and Politics

I originally posted this entry without a sufficient introduction. This was an hilarious list of items my friend created, not because she doesn't like the content of my blog, which, as we all know, is, like, TOTALLY RAD. It was about getting new, different, varied ads to be published on my site. Please re-read her list and have a good chuckle as was intented.

I must also add two things:

1) Aegean nudist beaches
and
2) http://ask.metafilter.com/24986/What-to-do-when-Google-suspends-you

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Original post:

Here is a list of things I might blog about, at the suggestion of my dear old friend KJ. I am hoping this list provides more interesting material for the "contentedly child-free persons" among my avid readers:

1. vodka
2. Campari
3. limes
4. club soda
5. no wait, that was a list of ingredients for an Americano
6. not an Americano coffee, an Americano cocktail
7. mmm, that sounds good
8. OK, get back on track now
9. ahem, I was saying vodka
10. gin
11. rum
12. other adult beverages
13. R-rated movies
14. actually, make that unrated movies, because the directors who release unrated cuts tend to be the more daring and interesting ones
15. fashionable glassware
16. fashionable china
17. other fashionable, breakable things
18. fancy corkscrews such as the Rabbit
19. that other Rabbit
20. high-quality German or Japanese kitchen knife brands
21. salacious celebrity gossip
22. higher-end Scandinavian-designed furniture
23. Central American jungle eco-tourism packages including zip-line rides and attractive, machete-bearing guides
24. anything with the punch line "The Aristocrats!"
25. clothing-optional beaches of the Mediterranean and Aegean
26. retail providers of adventure gear (rock-climbing harnesses, etc.)
27. retail providers of leather "adventure" gear (other kind of harnesses, etc.) <---- for browsing, pointing, and "ohmygod"-ing entertainment purposes only 28. how to toilet train your CAT. (Relevant YouTube links encouraged.)

(links provided by me, not KJ)