Ah-choo!

I don't understand some kinds of perfume or cologne, or at least the level of application thereof.

Why would one want to smell like a bed of roses that just did ten tequila shots? Smell-able FROM ACROSS THE ROOM?!?


(This crazy venting inspired by the UPS delivery man who just left me in a sneezing fit over his apparent love for what seems to be women's perfume.)