Bacon

Vi and Dan slept in past 9 o'clock today! Around 9:30, Dan shuffled out to the kitchen with my cell phone. He mumbled, "You have a message."

When I looked, I saw that it was a text message from Dan, which he had sent from bed. It said:

Bacon?

I guess he was hoping for breakfast in bed, eh? Imagine his dismay when he heard my phone, vibrating or beeping beside him, as the realization dawned upon him that yes, he would have to hand-deliver his text message.