Amusing quotes

I love quotes. (And witty bumper stickers.) On my iGoogle home page, I have a "Quotes of the Day" section. Here are today's, because they tickled me:


There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else. - Cullen Hightower

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. - George F. Will

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore